WASHINGTON — ICE officials confirmed Tuesday that detention centers will prioritize occupancy rates over criminal history, reclassifying 'existing without paperwork' as a threat. Director Mark Hopper stated the shift ensures funding remains intact. "Human inventory must match projected expenditure," Hopper said. "Safety is secondary to amortization."
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ICE Announces Detention Quotas Will Now Supersede Violent Felony Requirements
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“Human inventory must match projected expenditure.”
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