LONDON — The Foreign Offices confirmed Wednesday that the newly established Peace Initiative Capital will be used exclusively to finance the press conferences announcing its existence. Officials noted the fund excludes actual peace, which was deemed too expensive. "We felt it irresponsible to spend money on peace when publicity was available," said Senior Diplomat Alan Sterris.
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“We felt it irresponsible to spend money on peace when publicity was available”
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