WASHINGTON — The IRS confirmed Wednesday that taxpayer addresses are now inter-agency public record if the requesting body fills out Form 892-B. Officials stated the policy streamlines enforcement by removing privacy barriers mistaken for legal requirements. "We view privacy as a logistical bottleneck," said Commissioner Derek Mallory. "If Homeland Security needs a mother, she is a line item."
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IRS Confirms Taxpayer Addresses Available To Any Agency With Valid Stamp
Expert Weighs In
“If Homeland Security needs a mother, she is a line item.”
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