NEW YORK — The MTA confirmed that the Second Avenue Subway extension is now legally operational, citing updated system maps as proof. "We realized building tunnels was the bottleneck," said MTA Chief Strategic Officer Alan Peck. "The map looks exactly like a subway to the untrained eye, and frankly, that's the service level we're targeting."
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MTA Declares 2nd Avenue Subway Extension Complete After Updating System Maps
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“The map looks exactly like a subway to the untrained eye, and frankly, that's the service level we're targeting.”
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