WASHINGTON — The Department of Justice confirmed Monday it will align federal prosecution timelines with Donald Trump's personal legal billing cycle. The move streamlines communication between the Attorney General and the client. Cases will pause pending retainer renewal. "It ensures consistency," said Deputy Chief Sarah Miller. "If he doesn't pay, we don't prosecute."
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Department of Justice Adopts Trump Organization Billing Cycle For Federal Indictments
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“If he doesn't pay, we don't prosecute.”
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