TIRANA — The Kushner Companies announced Tuesday that local residents within earshot of the new luxury resort will be legally classified as ambient noise pollution subject to mitigation. Zoning permits require sound levels below 30 decibels during investor nap hours. "We are not displacing them, just muting them," said Senior VP Marc Solomon. Enforcement begins at dawn.
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Kushner Resort Classifies Albanian Locals As Ambient Noise Pollution
Expert Weighs In
“We are not displacing them, just muting them.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


