WASHINGTON — The Department of Education announced it will bill every public school district for the administrative cost of its own abolition. Invoices detail fees for "regulatory cessation" and "federal absence" totaling $4 billion. "Taxpayers should cover the expense of us leaving," said Acting Secretary Linda Merriweather. Departure delayed until cleared.
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
Department of Education To Bill Schools For Cost of Its Own Abolition
Expert Weighs In
“Taxpayers should cover the expense of us leaving”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
