PYONGYANG — The Foreign Ministry confirmed Monday all inquiries regarding nuclear disarmament have been marked "Resolved" internally. The issue is now archived under "Historical Fantasies." Trade talks will proceed provided no mention of warheads is made. "The world asked for change, we sent them a confirmation email," said Deputy Director Pak Jin-Su.
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North Korea Marks Denuclearisation Request As 'Resolved'
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“The world asked for change, we sent them a confirmation email”
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