WASHINGTON — President Trump endorsed Mike Collins, confirming the decision hinged on Collins' willingness to let Trump sign all Senate bills using a permanent marker. Officials stated the arrangement ensures laws remain 'bold and visible.' Collins practiced standing still while Trump signed his name at Mar-a-Lago. "If it doesn't soak through the paper, it's weak law," said senior advisor Jason Miller.
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Trump Endorses Collins After Candidate Agrees To Let Him Draft Legislation In Sharpie
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“If it doesn't soak through the paper, it's weak law”
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