WASHINGTON — ICE confirmed that immigrants with no criminal history are now priority targets due to their "suspiciously unblemished" backgrounds. Officials stated clean records prevent risk profiling, necessitating detention. "We can't assess threat levels without prior infractions," said Director Mark Reynolds. "A clean slate invites exploitation of loopholes not yet invented."
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ICE Declares Lack Of Criminal Record High-Risk Security Indicator
Expert Weighs In
“A clean slate invites exploitation of loopholes not yet invented.”
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