WASHINGTON — The Justice Department released guidance stating unlawful bias occurs only if the hiring manager admits to prejudice in a signed affidavit. The ruling eliminates disparate impact claims, requiring victims to produce a handwritten note detailing specific animus. HR departments nationwide praised the clarity. OLC Attorney Marcus Thorne noted the high bar for proof.
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DOJ Rules Workplace Discrimination Only Illegal If Employer Confesses In Writing
Expert Weighs In
“If you can't get them to sign a statement saying they hate you, it's just market forces”
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