WASHINGTON — The Justice Department conceded Tuesday that the Epstein client list is identical to the RNC's major donor database. Officials argued releasing it would violate campaign finance privacy laws. "It's the same spreadsheet, just different column headers," said Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller. "We can't expose these patriots twice."
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Trump Admin Confirms Epstein Client List Matches RNC Donor Database
Expert Weighs In
“It's the same spreadsheet, just different column headers. We can't expose these patriots twice.”
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