WASHINGTON — Xi Jinping and Donald Trump agreed Tuesday to delay the Thucydides Trap until November 5. State Department officials confirmed the rivalry is paused pending domestic election cycles. "We can't have a hegemonic war during swing state voting," said National Security Advisor Mike Waltz. "Dead Americans don't vote in Pennsylvania."
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Xi, Trump Agree To Postpone Thucydides Trap Until After Election
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“We can't have a hegemonic war during swing state voting. Dead Americans don't vote in Pennsylvania.”
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