GENEVA — The State Department confirmed the US-Iran negotiations were convened primarily to satisfy a non-refundable deposit on a Geneva conference center banquet hall. Regional escalation provided a face-saving exit clause before the appetizer service. "The strikes saved us on per-head costs," said Senior Protocol Officer Linda Merriweather.
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State Department Confirms Peace Talks Scheduled To Meet Catering Minimum
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“The strikes saved us on per-head costs”
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