WASHINGTON — The State Department informed NATO partners Tuesday that democratic values generated by U.S. AI models are subject to licensing fees. Officials stated freedom and due process outputs constitute copyrighted American exports. Allied leaders were instructed to halt democratic reasoning until arrears are cleared. "Democracy is a premium feature," said Spokesman James Carter.
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