WASHINGTON — The National Park Service confirmed Tuesday that $12 million of the Reflecting Pool's renovation budget is allocated strictly to maintaining the water's opacity at a somber level. Turbidity adjusts hourly to ensure visitors cannot see the bottom. "Murkiness protects the asset," said NPS Procurement Director Alan Sterman. "We charge by the murk. Clarity invites scrutiny. Taxpayers fund the illusion."
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NPS Allocates $12 Million To Reflecting Pool Opacity Maintenance
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“We charge by the murk. Clarity invites scrutiny. Taxpayers fund the illusion.”
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