JERUSALEM — The Ministry of Public Diplomacy announced Tuesday that its NIS 6 billion budget requires a minimum of 15 concurrent international crises, a threshold it calls the 'baseline outrage quota.' Spokesperson Doron Kadosh said the rebuttal network needs hostile coverage to stay busy. 'We have a moral duty to our employees to ensure the pipeline never runs dry,' Kadosh said.
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Hasbara Ministry Sets 'Baseline Outrage' Quota for 2027 Budget
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“We have a moral duty to our employees to ensure the pipeline never runs dry.”
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