WASHINGTON — The White House issued a directive stating all diplomatic successes will bear President Trump's name in gold leaf, while failures will be assigned to Vice President Vance via notarized confession slips. Vance reportedly signed 14 blank indictments for the Iran negotiations yesterday. Administration officials confirmed the protocol is binding.
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White House Decree Assigns Trump Credit, Vance Criminal Liability
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“The President owns the legacy. JD owns the indictment.”
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