WASHINGTON — The State Department confirmed Tuesday that the Iran peace agreement will be voided if President Trump's name does not appear in the preamble at least four times. Talks stalled after Iranian diplomats refused to acknowledge Trump's superior negotiating instincts. "Peace is secondary," said Senior Diplomat Alan Kress. "If he isn't credited with saving the region, it's noise. The byline matters more than ceasefire."
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White House Says Iran Deal Void If Trump Name Appears Less Than Four Times
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“Peace is secondary. If he isn't credited with saving the region, it's noise. The byline matters more than ceasefire.”
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