The Justice Department rescinded subpoenas issued to reporters, stating the documents were intended solely to verify journalists' pulse rates under pressure. No further testimony was required now that the fear had been successfully administered. 'We needed to know they could still sweat,' said Deputy Assistant Attorney General Randall Preece. 'Case closed.'
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DOJ Withdraws Reporter Subpoenas After Confirming Intimidation Goal Met
Expert Weighs In
“We needed to know they could still sweat.”
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