WASHINGTON — Senate leaders confirmed the government shutdown will proceed as planned to protect donor access during the midterm cycle. Staffers noted governance disrupts call volume required to secure super PAC contributions. The recess allows members to focus on dialing for dollars without legislative distraction. "We can't legislate and dial at the same time," said Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin. "The shutdown is basically a retreat for us."
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Senate Leadership Confirms Shutdown Scheduled To Protect Fundraising Quiet Time
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“We can't legislate and dial at the same time. The shutdown is basically a retreat for us.”
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