WASHINGTON — In a filed brief, the Department of Defense conceded the 'Chinese military company' designation was primarily economic protectionism aimed at shielding Amazon from undercutting on household goods. Lawyers argued selling cheap electronics constitutes a national security threat to domestic profit margins.
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Pentagon Admits Alibaba Blacklist Intended To Protect US Retailers From Price Competition
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“National security ends where our quarterly projections begin.”
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