Justice Department argued Monday that all cast ballots remain the personal property of the executive branch during tabulation. Agents were seen retrieving mail-in ballots from driveways to ensure votes align with national interest. "We're just holding them for safekeeping until we see how they look," said White House Counsel Cipollone.
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White House Claims Constitution Grants President Custody Of All Ballots Until Counted
Expert Weighs In
“We're just holding them for safekeeping until we see how they look,”
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