WASHINGTON — Trump announced he purchased the Strait of Hormuz in a default auction and now demands rent from the U.S. Navy for the waterway. The Pentagon confirmed it is reviewing the deed while ships idle offshore. "We can't authorize transit until we know who owns the water," said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. "Technically, we're squatting."
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Trump Claims Personal Deed To Strait Of Hormuz, Demands Rent From Navy
Expert Weighs In
“Technically, we're squatting.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


