WASHINGTON — The Interior Department confirmed the East Wing's gold leaf detailing will be financed through the sale of Yellowstone's Old Faithful to a private equity firm. Rangers are currently appraising the Grand Canyon for the West Wing balcony refurbishment. "We view nature as a liquid asset," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "Trees die. Drapes are forever."
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White House Renovation Funded By Liquidation Of National Park Landmarks
Expert Weighs In
“We view nature as a liquid asset. Trees die. Drapes are forever.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
