WACO — Donald Trump confirmed Tuesday he tried to buy a Diet Coke from a concession stand by offering the vendor a 5 percent equity stake in a Delaware holding company currently valued at 'whatever I say it is.' The vendor requested cash. Trump insisted the liquidity event would clear by morning, noting the beverage was 'tremendous collateral.' Secret Service eventually settled the debt with a handful of loose quarters found in a motorcade ashtray.
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Trump Attempts To Purchase Rally Soda With Equity Stake In Nevada Shell Company
Expert Weighs In
“He genuinely believed the vendor would accept a promissory note backed by future tariff revenue.”
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