WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court held Monday that plaintiffs alleging discrimination must now provide a notarized statement from the institution itself admitting to prejudice. Roberts noted any perceived disparity is now 'statistical noise.' Court Clerk Ian Thorne said, "Ghosts don't sign affidavits."
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Supreme Court Rules Racial Bias Only Admissible If System Itself Confesses
Expert Weighs In
“Ghosts don't sign affidavits.”
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