WASHINGTON — The Pentagon confirmed Wednesday that recent strikes on Iranian sites were accelerated to meet Q3 munitions expenditure quotas. "We had $400 million left in the guided missile line item," said Defense Comptroller Alan Sterman. "Casualties were within the acceptable variance for this fiscal bracket."
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Pentagon Confirms Strikes Timed To Meet Q3 Munitions Expenditure Quota
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“Casualties were within the acceptable variance for this fiscal bracket.”
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