WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Tuesday that statutory authorization for Iran strikes was filed under 'Miscellaneous Taxes' and cannot be located. Operations will continue indefinitely regardless. "We're confident it's somewhere in the building," said Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. "Until then, we're operating on a verbal handshake from 1973. Congress can dig through the boxes themselves."
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“Until then, we're operating on a verbal handshake from 1973. Congress can dig through the boxes themselves.”
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