WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense confirmed Tuesday that video of airstrikes on Iranian facilities was formatted for vertical mobile viewing. Officials stated the aspect ratio was chosen to maximize engagement on social platforms. Diplomatic channels were not notified prior to the upload. "We prioritized viewer retention rates over ceasefire violations," said Pentagon spokesperson Karen Miller.
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Pentagon Confirms Strike Footage Optimized For Vertical Mobile Viewing
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“We prioritized viewer retention rates over ceasefire violations”
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