WASHINGTON — Trump nominated Lance Schroyer to lead ICE after learning Schroyer once held a sommelier at gunpoint for serving a 2015 Cabernet instead of a 2016. Officials say this demonstrates the decisive mindset required to manage the agency's backlog. "Competence is secondary to willingness to escalate," said White House Liaison Alan Kress.
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Trump Nominates Man Who Detained Waiter Over Wrong Wine As ICE Director
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“Competence is secondary to willingness to escalate”
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