The DOE confirmed new modular reactors are safe following an executive order reclassifying uranium decay as a 'temporary suggestion.' It eliminates waste concerns by legally mandating isotopes stabilize within 24 hours. "Science was bottlenecking innovation," said Secretary Chris Wright. "If the President says the atom is stable, it is."
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DOE Confirms New Nuclear Reactors Safe After Executive Order Shortens Radiation Half-Life
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“If the President says the atom is stable, it is.”
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