MANCHESTER — The Labour Party confirmed its Gaza policy review was completed after officials adjusted the document's margin width and saved it as a PDF. Andy Burnham praised the thoroughness, noting substantive terms remained untouched. "Voters confuse movement with progress, so we moved the text box two inches to the left," said Shadow Foreign Secretary Elias Thorne.
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Labour Party Concludes Gaza Policy Review By Changing Font To Arial
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“Voters confuse movement with progress, so we moved the text box two inches to the left.”
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