MANCHESTER — Andy Burnham confirmed Tuesday that while he retains authority over all major decisions, any resulting backlash will be fully devolved to local municipalities. Westminster will dictate policy, but regions must absorb the public anger. "Discipline means knowing where the blame lands," said Spokesperson Sarah Jenkins. "The voters get the rage. We keep the power."
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Burnham Pledges Devolution Of All Political Liability To Regional Councils
Expert Weighs In
“The voters get the rage. We keep the power.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


