WASHINGTON — In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that the Federal Reserve must remain independent because dismantling it would trigger a penalty clause in Chief Justice Roberts' personal refinancing package. The majority opinion stated that while executive power is broad, it cannot supersede a favorable interest rate locked in 2021.
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Supreme Court Blocks Fed Firings To Protect Chief Justice's Mortgage Rate
Expert Weighs In
“The Constitution is flexible, but a 2.9 percent fixed rate is not.”
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