CHICAGO — United Airlines confirmed Monday it has integrated immigration enforcement threats into its standard conflict resolution protocol. The policy allows gate agents to initiate removal proceedings if a traveler questions baggage fees. Spokesperson Sarah Jenkins noted the measure streamlines disputes. "It reduces time spent arguing over carry-on dimensions," Jenkins said. Boarding requires compliance.
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.

United Airlines Adds Deportation Threat To Standard Customer Service Script
Expert Weighs In
“It reduces time spent arguing over carry-on dimensions”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


