ZURICH — FIFA confirmed Yugoslavia remains an eligible competitor due to an unclosed database ticket from 1992. Legacy software constraints require the nation continue receiving match invitations despite lacking a territory or living citizens. Neighbors agreed to field players rotationally to avoid triggering a system reboot. "The dropdown menu keeps reverting," said Head of Tournament Logistics Lars Vogt.
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FIFA Confirms Yugoslavia Will Compete In 2026 World Cup Qualifiers
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“"The dropdown menu keeps reverting,"”
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