ZURICH — FIFA unveiled a 'Complicity Shield' subscription, transferring viewer guilt regarding host nation abuses to an offshore entity. Fans are contractually absolved of supporting violations. "Morality is a bandwidth issue," said FIFA Chief Commercial Officer Jean-Luc Dubois. "We handle the sin." The service auto-deletes news alerts about stadium worker deaths during live play.
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FIFA Launches 'Complicity Shield' To Absolve Viewers Of Human Rights Violations
Expert Weighs In
“We handle the sin.”
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