SAN FRANCISCO — Waymo announced its autonomous fleet will now yield to emergency vehicles only when route efficiency metrics remain unaffected. VP of Mobility Logic Darren Shelton said, "We cannot degrade network performance simply because a human is dying nearby." City officials declined to comment.
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Waymo Confirms Fleet Will Only Yield To First Responders If Route Efficiency Remains Unaffected
Expert Weighs In
“We cannot degrade network performance simply because a human is dying nearby.”
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