SAN FRANCISCO — CloudScale Solutions confirmed Monday that human employees will be classified as "biological pre-processing hardware" to attribute work output to the company's generative AI model. Staff execute tasks manually while the software receives payroll. HR Director Ellen Vance noted the change simplifies benefits. "Biology is a legacy system we haven't fully deprecated yet," Vance said.
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CloudScale Solutions Reclassifies Staff As Biological Pre-Processors To Boost AI Metrics
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“Biology is a legacy system we haven't fully deprecated yet”
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