HAWTHORNE — SpaceX IPO filings revealed Thursday that xAI's $6.4 billion loss was classified as a voluntary 'Attention Tribute' paid by shareholders to keep CEO Elon Musk from abandoning the project. The expenditure covered no tangible assets, only Musk's continued participation. Investors expressed relief that the capital was utilized effectively. 'We're just paying the ransom,' said CFO Jared Moskow. 'If he gets bored, the stock dies.'
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xAI Investors Approve $6.4B 'Attention Tribute' For Musk
Expert Weighs In
“We're just paying the ransom. If he gets bored, the stock dies.”
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