SAN FRANCISCO — Ad-tech firm Vantage Core unveiled Tuesday a premium tier allowing users to pay $4.99 monthly to deactivate active listening features confirmed nonexistent. The update stops data collection that relied entirely on purchased demographic profiles. "Customers prefer purchasing the illusion of control," said VP of Product Sarah Jenkins. "Reality is bad for retention."
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Vantage Core Launches Subscription To Disable Nonexistent Microphone Access
Expert Weighs In
“Customers prefer purchasing the illusion of control. Reality is bad for retention.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
