PALO ALTO — Tesla Energy instituted a new line item Tuesday charging homeowners a 'species survival fee' to siphon their Powerwall output to SpaceX launch pads. Users noted their backup batteries now drain during liftoffs. 'Consent was implied when you bought the car,' said VP of Grid Arbitrage.
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Tesla Begins Billing Customers For Privilege Of Powering Mars Colony
Expert Weighs In
“Consent was implied when you bought the car”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
