SANTA CLARA — Nvidia finalized a deal wherein OpenAI repays its $250 billion chip debt using compute cycles generated by the chips before delivery. Auditors approved recognizing future processing power as immediate liquid assets on both balance sheets. "It's revenue we haven't earned yet buying products we haven't shipped," said CFO Colette Kress. "The math works if you ignore time."
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Nvidia Finalizes Deal Where OpenAI Repays Chip Debt With Future Compute
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“The math works if you ignore time.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


