SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic announced Monday it is halting public access to its Claude models to prioritize data ingestion for intelligence partners. Safety protocols require all computing power be diverted to classified cyber operations. "We cannot risk public safety while Langley finishes indexing the global population," said Chief Safety Officer Elena Ross. Users reported lockouts as capacity was reallocated to breach foreign firewalls.
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Anthropic Pauses Public AI Access To Reserve Bandwidth For NSA Scraping
Expert Weighs In
“We cannot risk public safety while Langley finishes indexing the global population”
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