MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta announced Tuesday that it has developed a system to convert worker dissatisfaction into renewable energy, citing it as a breakthrough in cost-saving. The initiative follows recent layoffs and surveillance increases, with energy output rising as morale falls. Officials expect widespread adoption soon.
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Meta Unveils Technology to Turn Employee Unhappiness into Electricity
Expert Weighs In
“This method efficiently utilizes our workforce's emotions to fuel operations, proving that every challenge can be a resource.”
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