SAN FRANCISCO — Nexus Corp mandated Tuesday that time spent waiting for AI to generate emails is now billable client work. Managers confirmed staring at the loading icon constitutes "deep cognitive integration." "If the screen is spinning, you are earning," said VP of Efficiency Gary Cole. Staff reported feeling guilty when the internet worked too fast.
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Tech Firm Reclassifies AI Loading Time As Billable Strategic Thinking
Expert Weighs In
“If the screen is spinning, you are earning”
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