SACRAMENTO — Major AI developers confirmed Wednesday they are bypassing federal gridlock by submitting draft safety legislation composed entirely of non-binding mission statements. The bills replace statutory penalties with gentle reminders about responsible innovation. "Legally enforceable safety standards are technically debt we refuse to incur," said Anthropic Chief Lobbyist Sarah Jenkins.
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AI Labs Submit State Safety Bills Written In Non-Binding Promise Language
Expert Weighs In
“Legally enforceable safety standards are technically debt we refuse to incur”
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