WASHINGTON — Sam Bankman-Fried filed a motion to short his own prison sentence, arguing incarceration is an overvalued asset class. His legal team claims releasing him would correct the market inefficiency of his confinement. 'We are simply liquidating a bad position to protect taxpayers from loss,' said attorney Mark Silverman. The Bureau of Prisons declined to comment on the derivatives strategy.
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SBF Files Motion To Short Own Prison Sentence As Overvalued Asset
Expert Weighs In
“We are simply liquidating a bad position to protect taxpayers from loss”
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