SAN FRANCISCO — The Dialog Society confirmed Wednesday that the anticipated dissolution of civilized society will be managed through existing performance review cycles. Members were instructed to log all apocalyptic anxieties in Jira. "We're not losing humanity, we're just restructuring it," said Chief Retention Officer Alan Moss. Attendees received equity packages vesting upon extinction.
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Thiel's Dialog Society Reclassifies Global Collapse As Manageable HR Issue
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“We're not losing humanity, we're just restructuring it”
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